The last great hero of the Western Roman Empire, this Visigoth-slaying general defended Rome from barbarian invasion not once but twice.
The military genius who crushed the enemies of Christendom, united Europe under one ruler, and brought the continent out of the Dark Ages.
The Hammer of the Scots.
Elected President of Mexico eleven times (and deposed twelve times), the villain of the Alamo rocked a prosthetic leg, brought bubble gum to the United States, has a sea shanty named after him, once led a military coup against himself.
Peasant soldier becomes King and Liberator of Thailand by training an army of dual-wielding Muay Thai guerilla fighters and unleashing them on an invading enemy.
One of the toughest and most celebrated Texas Rangers on the Wild West frontier.
Peg-legged Danish polar explorer who lived with the Inuit, amputated his own toes with pliers, and once escaped certain death by making a knife out of his own frozen shit.
Lars Ulrich's great-godfather was a hardcore Old West Buffalo Soldier Sergeant-Major who fought Apaches under Geronimo and stormed San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt.
The Patron Saint of Bhutan brought the teaching of Buddhism to the people of the land... With his boner.
One man. One building. One million Nazis.