You don't want your tax dollars going into a Kleenex.
The best way to make bacon is from behind.
Kids and cats aren't the same. When was the last time you kicked yourself for saying something …
How bad is it that I didn't even get an audition to "He's That Guy"?
I'm not the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.
"Wouldn't you rather get a handy from a gorilla than bitten by a rhino?"
Kids have it too easy these days. Does anyone else remember having to wait for the yearbook to …
You know something you've never done before, leave early. Why don't you try that right now.
If I won the PowerBall I wouldn't quit my job, but I may quit my wife.
Do you ever get tired of people at fast food restaurants asking "Is this food all for you?&…
Free Comic Book Day 2013